Idiots See Racism and Nibiru Destroying the World with Eclipse

Unbelievably moronic... millions of people are desperate to believe that some rogue planet "Nibiru" is going to crash into the Earth soon, and one of them (David Meade) sadly has a huge following when he claims Nibiru will kill us all in the next few months. Nibiru meant "crossing point" to ancient Sumerians and Babylonians, and I think the popular books of Zechariah Stitchin helped perpetuate strange ideas that it means something more ominous than a gateway/doorway/crossing point. Which did mean something important* to the ancient skywatchers... and will eventually be visible in our sky, as that event at the crossing point happens regularly over vast periods of thousands of years. Other cultures call it the Eye of Horus, the Navel of Vishnu, the Blue Star Kachina... Read this article on Nibiru or read End Times and 2019 for more details... Or watch this moronic video instead:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/travelarticle/conspiracy-theorist-warns-solar-eclipse-will-signal-the-coming-of-nibiru-and-the-end-of-our-planet/vi-AApCPYO
Then as if that wasn't stupid enough: in an article HERE, one "university professor" (by what liberal standards I don't know) says the solar system is RACIST.
The Atlantic Claims Monday's Solar Eclipse Is Racist
Essayist professor says that the solar system has an "implicit bias" against African-Americans
"Return your solar eclipse glasses and cancel your sun-watching parties, America. According to The Atlantic, Monday's predicted total solar eclipse is, it turns out, racist.
At first glance, the headline, "American Blackout" appears to be an attempt to one-up the Boston Globe, who claimed that the sun, dastardly conservative that it is, was biased towards Trump supporters, since the swath of the country that will witness 100% coverage, is made up, mainly, of counties that went for Trump in the 2016 election.

But no, the essay, penned, unsurprisingly, by a university professor — Alice Ristroph of Brooklyn Law School — insists that the solar system, which itself exhibits signs of "implicit bias," has it out for minorities."
I guess the sun does produce "white" light... Maybe Democrats will ban sunshine next.
Before they do, and there's still light to read my books by, consider one like: