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The Man of Peace speaks for the Fed & European Royal Tics that created Palestine for this moment in Earths final destiny ✌️

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Luke Haskell wrote: "Oh boy, Trump's timing is straight out of a Hollywood script—serving geopolitical chaos with extra spice, and this time, China's getting the awkward dinner guest treatment again. 😆

Remember that iconic 2017 Mar-a-Lago moment? Trump hosting Xi Jinping, dishing out "the most beautiful chocolate cake" while casually mentioning he'd just launched 59 missiles at Syria. Xi's reaction? Stoic as a panda, but inside? Probably "Check, please!"

Now, flash to January 2, 2026: Maduro's in Caracas, grinning ear-to-ear, hosting China's top envoy Qiu Xiaoqi (Xi's personal Latin America whisperer) and a full delegation. They're toasting "strategic partnerships," reinforcing ties—basically, China as Venezuela's biggest oil guzzler and creditor, keeping the heavy crude flowing despite U.S. sanctions. Whispers on X (from folks like @AnaMariaDiez) had it that Maduro was inches from inking a sweeter deal, potentially handing China more control over oil distribution to dodge blockades. Black gold bonanza incoming?

Cue the plot twist: Overnight into January 3, bam—"Operation Absolute Resolve" hits like a blockbuster sequel on steroids. U.S. unleashes a massive pre-dawn spectacle: 150+ aircraft, stealth drones, airstrikes on bases, Delta Force badasses helicoptering in like it's Call of Duty. They snatch Maduro and wife Cilia right from their compound (flawless, zero U.S. fatalities), chopper 'em to the USS Iwo Jima, then jet to New York for those pending narco-terrorism/drug-trafficking charges (now supercharged).

Trump's morning Truth Social flex: "Maduro captured—large-scale strike success!" Then at Mar-a-Lago: We're temporarily "running" Venezuela to stabilize, pouring billions via U.S. oil giants to revive the world's biggest reserves. Infrastructure fix? Check. More flow than ever? Double check. And hey, we'll keep selling to old pals like China and Russia—"much larger doses" once we're done sprucing up.

But the cherry on top? Ex-Chinese journalist Zhao Lanjian (@uyunistar, the dissident who's nailed big scoops before) drops bombshell intel from his intelligence sources: That high-level Chinese crew? Still in Caracas when the fireworks started. Situation flipped too fast—some CCP-linked military/advisory personnel got "trapped." Restricted movement, comms controlled, security dicey. China's media (in and out of the Firewall) slow to react, highlighting how their military muscle just got outflexed by Uncle Sam. Oof—talk about an unwelcome extended stay! 🛑🇨🇳

China's fuming, calling it a sovereignty smackdown. World reactions: Shock, splits (condemnation vs. quiet high-fives). It's 2017 vibes cranked to 11: Bold U.S. move as China's oil lifeline gets a yank, screaming "My backyard, my rules!" while grabbing that sweet Venezuelan crude.

Trump's basically saying: "There's only one DJT"—and he's not sharing the hemisphere's oil piñata. Wildest New Year's fireworks ever. What's the encore, a chocolate cake summit for the interim crew?"

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