In the last few weeks I've taken a real beating in the international press. It seems to have started with British tabloids and spread through Italy and Brazil until almost every country had articles about my books. About the only one that hasn't made fun of my books is Triumph the Insult Comic dog. He hasn't (yet) said that my books are great - "For me to poop on!" I might as well join in for a laugh as I explain the hundreds of articles mocking me with phrases like: